He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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