Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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