I wanna bring you to show and tell
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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