Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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