Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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