Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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