ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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