Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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