i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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