I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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