Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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