Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize