i think i have herpe
just one?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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