The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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