My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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