Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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