Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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