My brain says no but my pants say off.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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