we're blogging at a bar
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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