His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
