have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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