if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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