I wish I only lived at night.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
