I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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