Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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