if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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