i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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