i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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