Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
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I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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go home
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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