Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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