I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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