My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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