You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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