At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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