normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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