Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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