What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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