so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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