I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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