he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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