Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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