Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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