But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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