are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize