i barfeds in our rink
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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