Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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