I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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