You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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