I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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