fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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