Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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