It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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