She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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