i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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