Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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