I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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